Friday, December 15, 2006

Progress, Brother Comrades!

Soon to be declared a People's National Holiday, China's Communist leaders announced today that they have finally destroyed one of the last capitalist pig-dog-bastards left in the country: The River Dolphin. Long suspected of harbouring multi-party sentiments, promoting religious freedom, and generally being too bourgeois, the last Chinese River Dolphin was at last killed, effectively ending years of national anxiety.

One more important step toward the global revolution!

(Please remember this when you're watching the 2008 Olympics in Beijing)

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